U.S. Border agents are on high alert, looking for a dangerous, illegal migrant from Mexico who escaped from his cell in Reynosa, Tamaulipas, and is believed to have crossed the Rio Grande River into Texas.
The suspect, last seen wearing an orange and white fur coat, is roughly 6-10 feet long, and weighs over 500 lbs. He is considered armed and dangerous with razor-sharp teeth and claws.
That's right! It's a tiger! Yes, we now have very dangerous tigers crossing our southern border. I cannot help but wonder if tigers, too, will be given a date to appear before an immigration court 4 or 5 years in the future and be allowed to remain in the US until then . . .
The suspect, last seen wearing an orange and white fur coat, is roughly 6-10 feet long, and weighs over 500 lbs. He is considered armed and dangerous with razor-sharp teeth and claws.
That's right! It's a tiger! Yes, we now have very dangerous tigers crossing our southern border. I cannot help but wonder if tigers, too, will be given a date to appear before an immigration court 4 or 5 years in the future and be allowed to remain in the US until then . . .
U.S. Border agents are on high alert, looking for a dangerous, illegal migrant from Mexico who escaped from his cell in Reynosa, Tamaulipas, and is believed to have crossed the Rio Grande River into Texas.
The suspect, last seen wearing an orange and white fur coat, is roughly 6-10 feet long, and weighs over 500 lbs. He is considered armed and dangerous with razor-sharp teeth and claws.
That's right! It's a tiger! Yes, we now have very dangerous tigers crossing our southern border. I cannot help but wonder if tigers, too, will be given a date to appear before an immigration court 4 or 5 years in the future and be allowed to remain in the US until then . . .
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